Beach Please, Hot Tub Nights & Golf Cart Days

This is "Beach Please", your Crystal Beach basecamp for maximum vacation and minimum effort. Bring the crew, bring your dog, this 3BR/2BA sleeps up to 14, with a hot tub for late-night soaks, a tiki bar for questionable drink decisions, outdoor hangout space, and the beach just minutes away. Want to cruise instead of walk? Add the golf cart for an extra fee. Beach. Bubbles. Tiki drinks. Your group chat just found its winner.

The sleeping setup is built for the whole crew and the outdoor space is basically begging you to cancel your dinner reservation and stay home.

Inside, you’ll find 3 bedrooms and 2 full bathrooms. The primary bedroom features a king bed, the second bedroom has two queen beds, and the third is made for group trips with two queen-over-queen bunk beds. Whether you’re bringing family, friends, or the entire group chat, there’s room to spread out.

The full kitchen is ready for real meals, late-night snacks, and heroic amounts of coffee, with a coffee maker and plenty of space to gather. There’s also a dedicated martini station for those moments when vacation officially becomes vacation.

Need to sneak in a little work between beach trips? A standing desk gives you a dedicated spot to log on, knock it out, and get back to doing absolutely anything else.

Outside is where Beach Please really earns its name. Hang out on the balcony, relax on the patio, rinse off the beach in the outdoor shower, fire up the charcoal grill, or sink into the hot tub after a long day in the sun. The tiki bar and outdoor seating create an easy hangout spot for drinks, laughs, and figuring out who somehow forgot sunscreen again.

Want to cruise to the beach in style? A 4-seat golf cart is available to rent for an additional fee.

Guests have access to the home’s living spaces, bedrooms, kitchen, both bathrooms, balcony, patio, outdoor shower, grill, hot tub, tiki bar, and outdoor seating areas. Beach Please is set up to make the hardest decision of your trip whether to hit the beach, jump in the hot tub, or make another drink.

Guests have access to the entire home and outdoor living areas, including all bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchen, balcony, patio, hot tub, outdoor shower, tiki bar, grill, and seating areas.

The only area that is not available for guest use is the attic.

The garage is accessible only to guests who add the 4-seat golf cart rental to their stay. Once the golf cart is rented, garage access will be provided for the duration of the reservation.

I won’t be on-site during your stay, but you won’t be on your own either. I have a local team right here in Crystal Beach who can help if anything comes up.

I’m also always just a message or phone call away and can be reached through the Airbnb app throughout your stay. Whether you need help with the house, have a quick question, or just want a local recommendation, we’re here to make your stay as smooth and stress-free as possible.

Crystal Beach runs on a slightly different clock—the kind where shoes are optional, beach days run long, and nobody is particularly concerned about what day it is.

Beach Please is tucked into a laid-back coastal neighborhood just a few minutes from the sand, making it easy to load up the crew, hop in the golf cart, and head for the Gulf. One of the best parts of Crystal Beach is that you can actually drive right onto the beach, so coolers, chairs, kids, and approximately 47 unnecessary beach toys don't have to be carried half a mile.

When you're ready to venture out, local seafood spots, casual restaurants, beach bars, live music, fishing, groceries, and other island essentials are all nearby. And if you're feeling adventurous, hop on the free ferry and make a day trip to Galveston.

It's relaxed, a little quirky, wonderfully unpretentious, and exactly what a beach town should be.

A car is recommended for getting around Crystal Beach. Restaurants, groceries, shops, and attractions are spread out across the peninsula, so having your own vehicle will make the trip much easier.

For beach runs, though, you can leave the car parked. Beach Please has a 4-seat golf cart available to rent for an additional fee, making it easy to cruise from the house to the beach without loading everyone back into the car.

Around here, the golf cart usually becomes everyone’s favorite way to travel.

A few important things to know before you pack the cooler and head to Beach Please:

HOUSE RULES

• Maximum occupancy is 14 guests. Only registered guests are permitted unless additional visitors have been approved in advance.

• No parties, events, or large gatherings.

• Please respect our neighbors and keep outdoor noise reasonable, especially during quiet hours from 10 PM–8 AM.

• No smoking or vaping inside the home.

• After a beach day, please use the outdoor shower to rinse off sand before heading inside. Sand belongs on the beach—not in the plumbing, beds, or hot tub.

• Please do not flush wipes, feminine products, paper towels, or anything other than toilet paper. The home uses a septic system, and it has very strong opinions about what goes down the toilet.

• The charcoal grill must remain downstairs on the patio and should never be used on the balcony or deck. Please don’t leave it unattended while in use.

HOT TUB

The hot tub is available for guest use and is one of our favorite places to end a beach day.

• Please rinse off sand before entering.
• No glass in or around the hot tub.
• Children must be supervised by an adult at all times.
• No soaps, bubble bath, oils, food, or other products in the water.
• Please do not tamper with the equipment or maintenance settings.
• Replace the cover when you’re finished using the hot tub, and please do not sit or stand on the cover.
• Guests are responsible for damage caused by misuse.

GOLF CART

A 4-seat golf cart is available for an additional fee. Golf cart use is not included automatically with the reservation.

• Only licensed drivers may operate the golf cart.
• Drivers are responsible for following all Texas and local golf cart laws.
• Golf carts may be driven on permitted neighborhood roads and on the beach.
• Do not drive the golf cart along Highway 87. You may cross Highway 87 where legally permitted.
• No open alcoholic containers while operating the cart.
• Drive responsibly and never exceed the cart’s passenger capacity.
• Guests are responsible for damage caused during their rental.
• Please return the golf cart, keys, and garage area in the same condition you found them.

The garage is only available to guests who purchase the golf cart rental.

Most importantly: have fun, be safe, respect the house and the neighbors, and enjoy Crystal Beach. We want Beach Please to be the place your group is already talking about coming back to before you’ve even checked out.